i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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