we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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