Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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