Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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