Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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