Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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