You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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