ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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