if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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