I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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