Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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