When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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