Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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