dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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