on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize
