You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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