i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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