It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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