There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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