Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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