Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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