Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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