no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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