How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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