look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Green mimosas i think yes
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
FUCK WHALES
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