I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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