She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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