The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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