That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dicks are not precious.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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