babies were throwing up all over the place
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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