Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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