Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Who died my cat blue again?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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