And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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