things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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