Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She's the barista slut.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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