you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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