STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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