Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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