let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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