Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the day after is always just damage control
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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