We're like a lot better than the average bears
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I've blown a few things in my day
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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