Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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