dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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