Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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