I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Randomize
