I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She even gives head with a lisp.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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