You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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