Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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