So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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