Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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